Bride Shopping For Little Brother

Davy has no hair, no horses, but lots of character and humor

He needs a cook, a housekeeper, a lover, and a drudge

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Bride entice

I need to find a bride (or just a cool friend) for my rich, younger brother.

He is a programmer and a techie guy. Also has a reserve position in the military. Please don’t ask how rich, I don’t know. He’s in his 50’s, so it’s likely about only two million.

We no longer have horses, but the neighbors share theirs. Davy wants to grow a tree farm, solar vineyard, or small blueberry patch once he finds the right partner.

My brother is too shy to meet new people. Won’t do social. He has never been very outgoing and having his heart shattered once, he is once bitten twice shy. Maybe this is perfect for Halloween. Or maybe, if you are a woman seeking a flawless man, it’s scary.

He lives out here in Western Washington. He has a nice twenty acres spread. His house has three stories. He was wiser than me when I went to build my…