Dr. Christyl Makes Up New Words For Your New Mess This Week

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Spouse and I are making up words for the hot and hotter mess we’re in these days. Like this.

Woke poked: Being called out because you are too aware of reality.

Bespoke woke: When you tailor your opinions based on what’s trendy that day.

Diss-Santis, Diss Disney: Florida. Again.

Tex-ass: Not much better.

Climate Exchange: when you give up on this planet, and check out. (perfectly logical response)

Alternative slacks: what you need to be wearing when you finally hear the truth.

Anti-fashionists: Really tired of how fast fashion micro-fibers enslave people, pollute nature, and kill species.

Identity Holla Tics: That weird face twitch you get when people talk only about being victims.

Marjorie Tailored memes: What insane thing, this week, Margie?

Madison Honk Horn: What insane thing, this week, Madison? Weird name, there.

Elon Musketeers: People who still worship Elon but won’t go to Mars fast enough.