Lock Her Up! Why Hillary Must Go To Jail For Jeffrey Epstein’s Crimes

…And other outrageous proposals

We put a man on the moon, not yet, a woman, Christyl Rivers

Reading an article the other day, I made the mistake of going to the comments section. When it was found that child rapist (there’s no other term for it, folks,) Jeffrey Epstein had escaped justice at least once before, people immediately wanted to point out how Hillary Clinton is worse.

The gist of it was this: just think how we would have to impeach Hillary once it is revealed that Bill Clinton is also probably a pedophile, and certainly a rapist. Surely, she knew of her husband’s crimes!

Okay. Let’s say Bill Clinton, like almost every white male president before him, did take unlawful advantage of his white, male privilege. What has that to do with Hillary Clinton?

She did not run for him to be given any more authority, she ran as the most qualified person in history, (at least professionally) to do so.

I get it that she is the worst human ever for changing hairstyles, defending her husband verbally, being “shrill” and “emasculating”. I get it that she was in the political party that wasn’t very attentive to Bernie Bros. I even get it, that as a Washington insider, Hillary Clinton was as corrupt as Donald Jr’s left pinkie toe. And, let’s not forget those emails.