The USA Voters Respond to Trumpty Dumpty in Their Own Dr. Zeus Poem

For the Great egg, and ham

Photo Credit: Silas Baisch

Two plus years ago, I wrote a parody Dr. Zeus poem which, much to my chagrin, got more reads on Medium than any of my serious work. It’s been a long, hard four years, but we will survive. If you voted for Trump, or still feel betrayed, take it with a grain of salt. Enjoy!

GREAT Egg, and Ham

I am scam. I am scam. Scam I am.
I am not a scam. I am.
Do you like big flags and ham?
Orange ham, and twitter spam?

Voters:

We do not like big flags for Trump
We do not like your big fat rump
We do not like your orange ham
We do not like your twitter spam

But would you, could you, here, or there?
We do not like you anywhere.

But would you, could you, in the white house?
But would you, could you, love a louse?

We do not like big flags, or spam
We do not like you. Scram, you sham.

Would you, could you, in a box?
Now that I’ve been dissed by Fox?
Would you could…