The USA Voters Respond to Trumpty Dumpty in Their Own Dr. Zeus Poem
For the Great egg, and ham
Two plus years ago, I wrote a parody Dr. Zeus poem which, much to my chagrin, got more reads on Medium than any of my serious work. It’s been a long, hard four years, but we will survive. If you voted for Trump, or still feel betrayed, take it with a grain of salt. Enjoy!
GREAT Egg, and Ham
I am scam. I am scam. Scam I am.
I am not a scam. I am.
Do you like big flags and ham?
Orange ham, and twitter spam?
Voters:
We do not like big flags for Trump
We do not like your big fat rump
We do not like your orange ham
We do not like your twitter spam
But would you, could you, here, or there?
We do not like you anywhere.
But would you, could you, in the white house?
But would you, could you, love a louse?
We do not like big flags, or spam
We do not like you. Scram, you sham.
Would you, could you, in a box?
Now that I’ve been dissed by Fox?
Would you could you, in a tree
Keep forest floors all swept for me?
Would you, could you in a plague?
Seeing the size of my big flag?
Would you, could you, in protest for
Freedom from masks that you deplore?
Would you could you, in a tree
Would you, could you, vote for me?
Would you, white suburban wives?
Like me more, to save you from Black lives?
Would you, could you, on a train?
Contribute, PLEASE, to my campaign?
Would you, could you, on a boat?
Would you help me build a moat?
Would you do it for my daughter?
Would you help a Whitehouse squatter?
Would you, could you, for my sons?
We need kind hearts to help morons
Would you help me rescue Q anon?
Would you help free Roger Stone?
Won’t you PLEASE help your dear Donny?
Would you help, for Rudy Giuliani?
Would you, could you, for all the cronies?
Would you, could you, for the phonies?
Would you, could you, we’re refugees!
Oh! Why won’t someone help ME. PLEASE!
Voters:
We would not, could not in a box
We would not, could not, on TV’s Fox
We would not, could not, in a tree…
…They all burned down: Your policy
We would not, could not, in a boat
We would not, ever, give you a vote
Not for Ivanka, or for Jared
Because all of you are really horrid
Not for your selfish wife or sons
Not for our right to carry guns
Not for your stupid sycophants
We would not, could not, in a trance
We won’t erase your campaign debt
The sinking ship, what’s left of it
Leave the world stage on which you shambled
We do not like you, scram, or scrambled.
We do not like you grabbing pussy
Or your bone spurs, so weak and wussy
Or your ugly tweets and lies
Or your grifts, and corporate ties
Or your cures, like drinking bleach
Or your cruel and racist speech
Or your blame & “witch hunt” attacks
Or your denial of science facts
We do not like you, Don the scam
We do not like fake, orange ham
We do not like Trumpty Dumpty
An emperor egg, all cruel and dumpy
We do not like your stupid wall,
…But, wait, there’s one thing left to call
What? You DO want me to stay??
Would you, Could you, anyway!
Tho’ we do not like your stupid wall,
Don’t walk away, we LOVE the fall.
