When Jesus Is Elected President, He Will Flip The Script

Roaring Rivers

Formerly Very Unpopular Strong Opinions by Christyl Rivers

Jesus Comes to Washington

When Jesus arrives he’s bringing a whole entourage of peeps with him

• The aging whore that he busted out of prison.
  -The fisherman that was reluctant to come
  -The battered Samaritan pulled up from the gutter
  -The hated elephants that prince Harry helped relocate
• -The disfigured leper, or diseased person, without a face mask
• -The crucified thief who was forgiven
  -An enormous lab vat roasting real meat with zero suffering and the biogenetic tech chefs that cook like angels.
  -Tim the Taxman who was afraid people would mock him
  -Velma, Lady Gaga, and Teenage mutant ninja turtles
  -Michelle and Barack, et. al, Major, Champ, Commander, and Willow
  -An entire train for the rescued tigers no long tortured by Tiger king
  -The mentally ill, the unjustly jailed, the social justice warriors, the sad.
• A vast number of fruit baskets and bee hives buzzing and humming

Jesus, if she comes, will bring much more. Honestly, I don’t know what. I don’t even know if she, or he, will come. I just know a lot of people are expecting that…